STORM WARNING - SCENE II
What is this? Move away and let us pass
CONDUCTOR
Please don’t create
problems for me
LEONARD
All we wanna do
is stretch our legs. Nothing more and for whatever reason, you won’t let us
CONDUCTOR
No can do
MARY
Me too!
CONDUCTOR
(bending over
and speaking softly)I strongly advise you to stay put
LEONARD
Or what? Sorry pal – you
gotta provide more information than vague hints and warnings
CONDUCTOR
Don’t ask me
more questions that I can’t answer. Look - lemme see what I can
do but you gotta wait 'til I get back
MARY
My knees are
really painful. Can an old lady at least stand up and take a few steps? Arthritis and all
CONDUCTOR
A few steps but
no long walks
MARY
Promise. Anyway, where d'ya think I'm gonna go?
LEONARD
I got news for
you, bud. I ain’t got any intention of staying put. You’re really over-reacting
to a simple request of taking a small walk through the train
CONDUCTOR
Okay...keep this to yourself. You didn't hear
it from me but rumor has it that a passenger has died
MARY
What does this
have to do with us? These things happen all the time. We promise we’ll stay
away from wherever they’re keeping his body
CONDUCTOR
I mean, could be just a rumor but even if it was true, I wouldn’t be allowed to say, Company rules and all that. They entrust employees to be tactful when the need arises
I mean, could be just a rumor but even if it was true, I wouldn’t be allowed to say, Company rules and all that. They entrust employees to be tactful when the need arises
LEONARD
You do realize you make no sense, whatsoever. Why even tell us in the first place?
CONDUCTOR
Like I said, can't really...
LEONARD
...we know. Share any information...
LEONARD
Why all the mystery? You'd think there was some VIP travelling on the train or something
(Conductor stays quiet for 10 seconds)
LEONARD (cont'd)
Seriously? Somebody important on board, travelling by train no less?
CONDUCTOR
Look - I was told that we'll be delayed in Timmersville. That's all I can tell you right now.
(CONDUCTOR hurries off)
LEONARD
Weird. The guy
was really nervous. Kept wiping the top of his lip. If it was a heart attack or
normal causes, he wouldn’t bother telling usMARY
Trying out detective skills, are we?
LEONARD
(staring out of the window)
That’s what you get from hanging out with reporters. Kind’a rubs off on a person. Well…well… police are getting on now. This is more than a heart attack for sure.
MARY
Could be you’re right
LEONARD
We're never gonna find out anything sitting here. Don't know 'bout you but I hav'ta use the bathroom and it just so happens to be located down at the end of the car...
MARY
My old knees are stiff and a little walk works wonders for them. They wouldn't stop an old lady with arthritis from a short stroll. I
LEONARD
And if we both happen to overhear something...
MARY
Right...