Yet another snippet:
An encounter with Hal, the park supervisor, who warns Sylvia that more significant steps will be taken if she refuses to cease and desist the feeding of her feathered friends.
JULIE
Sorry I took so long but my boss called. Hadda
explain why I wasn’t back. Course I lied but then it was for a good cause. A friend
of yours, Sylvia? Introduce us.
SYLVIA is silent
I’ll go out on a limb here and guess that judging
by your uniform, you work for the parks department
HAL is silent
Nice park you have here. I take a short jog through
here on my lunch hour. Met up with Sylvia not two hours ago but it’s like we’ve
known each other forever. Maybe we were friends in a past life or something.
Course not everyone believes in that stuff but I think there’s something to it.
Am I missing something? You can cut the silence between you two with a knife
HAL
I was just warning Sylvia that she has to stop
feeding the pigeons. It’s not like I haven’t told her a thousand times before
but I’m getting heat from the director to take more action, the type she won’t
like
SYLVIA
I’ve tried to explain the situation to my friends
but they don’t listen for whatever reason. Pigeons can be very stubborn when
they sense a threat. Don’t think they like you, Hal
JULIE
Oh I think Hal here is merely doing his job, right Hal?
Are you on duty here five days a week? I would have remembered seeing you for
sure
SYLVIA
He’s a threat to pigeons. How come you don’t pick
on other birds or squirrels?
HAL
They don’t leave blobs of white everywhere like
your feathered friends do
SYLVIA
How do you know that? You’re not here on
guard twenty-four-hours a day. It’s a personal thing with you, isn’t it? Admit
it! You hate them!
JULIE
Now Sylvia, I’m sure Hal here is just doing his
job. Never met a pigeon lover like Sylvia. Here every day to feed them. Why I
don’t know…that is to say, a person has to take a rest now and then to take
care of themselves. I was just telling her she’s not dressed for this weather
and needs to wear warmer clothes. We were just sharing a hot pretzel and
coffee…here’s your pretzel, Sylvia. Probably cold by now but the coffee is
still warm
SYLVIA breaks the pretzel into small pieces
HAL
Don’t even think about feeding that to the pigeons
JULIE
Of course she’s not. She’s a law-abiding citizen,
aren’t you friend? We were about to head for my apartment. Right Sylvia? I need
some decorating advice and it seems she has a flair for design.
SYLVIA
But..
JULIE
Don't be so modest! Such an avant-garde trendsetter. Very much in
demand and I’m fortunate enough to have met up with her in this very park. Fate
I guess
SYLVIA
I can’t…
JULIE
…fit me in your schedule? I’m in no rush. Meanwhile
you can offer me advice on wall colors and maybe a few decorating tips. Getting
colder by the minute. Better head home. Nice meeting you, Hal. You wouldn’t
happen to have a card with your contact number, would you? Never know when I
might need help being that I’m a jogger. I could trip and need some assistance,
being that I run here from noon to one except on Fridays
JULIE attempts to usher SYLVIA away but
SYLVIA
resists
(Cont’d. JULIE) Silly
me. You want to say goodbye to your feathered friends. Then we really have to
leave
HAL
Better leave now with your human friend, Sylvia
JULIE
JULIE drags SYLVIA away as she looks back
at the
pigeons, her arm extended towards them
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