THE CONTINUING STORY OF LIFE AMONG THE PLASTIC SET
SCENE: Barbie, Ken and G.I. Joe have arrived at the Olympics. They arrive at a high-end hotel and are joined by the Bratz', who have been invited as celebrity guests
Like...yeah Barbie. Like...where's your invitation, like
I think that she doesn't have one
Like...you shouldn't think too much, CLOE. It's no good for your brain
Don't be bitter, Barbie. It's like...not your fault you're not popular
Come again? I've got mansions all over the world. I've got a huge reputation!
CLOE, YASMIN, JADE, SASHA (together)
So we hear. Like...are you still - um - dating - that Australian dude?
Hey! She gave him up when she started going with me. Hey Bratz! Wanna see my weapon? It's really strong and big! I'll even let you touch it if youze want. It's right here...
Like...you are sooo disgusting. We're outta here!
(the Bratz storm off)
Who cares! They're big sissies anyway. Talking about sissies, what happened to Ken?
Like...who knows...who cares. He's always embarrasses me with his wardrobe. Like...I'm a star! I have to be surrounded with people who wear designer names
(a loud shout is heard accompanied by "surf's up!")
(cont'd.) OhGawd! Like...it's Ken.
(KEN is wearing swimming trunks and slides up to BARBIE on a surf board through the hotel lobby)
Hi pretty lady! Have we met? My name is Ken!
Like...it's me, Ken. Barbie...your one and only? Remember?
Your face looks familiar... Oh my and who is this handsome dude? Do you have a name, soldier?
Ten-shun! Get down on your stomach and give me fifty!
We hardly know each other but if that's your little game...
Ken...Ken...Ken...you definitely have swallowed too much water and it's affected your brain.
(BARBIE's cell phone rings)
'Hello? Who? I can hardly hear you...Blaine? Is it really you? You sound so far away... You're where?
(BARBIE looks across the hotel lobby and spots BLAINE, who runs across the lobby to greet her. They embrace)
Like...I figured you would be 'ere... I never stopped thinkin' 'bout you, darlin
I missed you, too!
And I missed you too, Blaine!