Barbie, Ken & the Rest in Plasticville: at the Olympics

THE CONTINUING STORY OF LIFE AMONG THE PLASTIC SET

SCENE: Barbie, Ken and G.I. Joe have arrived at the Olympics. They arrive at a high-end hotel and are joined by the Bratz', who have been invited as celebrity guests

YASMIN

Like...yeah Barbie. Like...where's your invitation, like

CLOE

I think that she doesn't have one

BARBIE

Like...you shouldn't think too much, CLOE. It's no good for your brain

JADE

Don't be bitter, Barbie. It's like...not your fault you're not popular

BARBIE

Come again? I've got mansions all over the world. I've got a huge reputation!

CLOE, YASMIN, JADE, SASHA (together)

So we hear. Like...are you still - um - dating - that Australian dude?

G.I. JOE

Hey! She gave him up when she started going with me. Hey Bratz! Wanna see my weapon? It's really strong and big! I'll even let you touch it if youze want. It's right here...

CLOE

Like...you are sooo disgusting. We're outta here!

(the Bratz storm off)

G.I. JOE

Who cares! They're big sissies anyway. Talking about sissies, what happened to Ken?

BARBIE

Like...who knows...who cares. He's always embarrasses me with his wardrobe. Like...I'm a star! I have to be surrounded with people who wear designer names

(a loud shout is heard accompanied by "surf's up!")

(cont'd.) OhGawd! Like...it's Ken. 

(KEN is wearing swimming trunks and slides up to BARBIE on a surf board through the hotel lobby)

KEN

Hi pretty lady! Have we met? My name is Ken!

BARBIE

Like...it's me, Ken. Barbie...your one and only? Remember?

KEN

Your face looks familiar... Oh my and who is this handsome dude? Do you have a name, soldier?

G.I. JOE

Ten-shun! Get down on your stomach and give me fifty!

KEN

We hardly know each other but if that's your little game...

BARBIE

Ken...Ken...Ken...you definitely have swallowed too much water and it's affected your brain. 

(BARBIE's cell phone rings)

'Hello? Who? I can hardly hear you...Blaine? Is it really you? You sound so far away... You're where?

(BARBIE looks across the hotel lobby and spots BLAINE, who runs across the lobby to greet her. They embrace)

BLAINE

Like...I figured you would be 'ere... I never stopped thinkin' 'bout you, darlin

BARBIE

I missed you, too!

KEN

And I missed you too, Blaine!