JURY RULES IN FAVOR OF MATTEL. BARBIE MIFFED - KEN INDIFFERENT
by Eleanor Tylbor
"Barbie and Bratz dolls are sisters, a jury has decided in a major victory to Mattel Inc., the world's largest toymaker, in its copyright infringement lawsuit against rival MGA Entertainment Inc.
The federal jury decided Thursday that the designer of MGA's Bratz characters conceived the idea for the dolls while working for Mattel — a ruling that could mean millions of dollars for the Barbie maker when the jury considers possible damages during a separate proceeding.
Word has it that Barbie and the Bratz' do not accept the reality that they are related.
"Like - how can...they be related to someone so...so...famous like me?" Barbie was quoted as commenting after the decision. "It's just not possible, that's all I have to say. Please make sure to photograph my best side."
For their part the Bratz girls aren't surprised with the verdict.
"We knew we were Mattel," Yasmine Bratz said. "I mean, we always felt - you know - Mattel-ish. We have our own site now and you can join us at http://www.bratz.com/ for fun and games and fashion advice."
"Fashion advice! What do...they know about fashion?" Barbie interjected. "No sense of color...or style...or...""Oh yeah? Well...girlfriend, at least we have joints that bend, which is more than can be said for you! I mean, who wants to spend their entire lives walking on tip-toe!"
"That is like...so mean!" Barbie said. "Isn't that a mean thing to say, Ken?" Barbie asked and then nudged her some times significant-other."Well isn't it?" Barbie asked once again.
"Surf's up!" Ken responded, throwing down his surfboard on the ground and attempting to surf ride the waves.
At that point the press conference was over and Barbie and the Bratz girls left arm-in-arms.
"Like...how can you go out with him?" Sasha Bratz asked, shaking her head incredulously watching Ken balancing on his surfboard.
"It's the price I must pay for being a famous personality and fashionista," Barbie sighed.
"Hey - this is a good wave!" Ken yelled, his arms flaying wildly on the floor.